When life gives you lemons…

When asked to think of 3 alternate endings for “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade” I immediately thought…

When life gives you lemons, throw them at your enemies…
When life gives you lemons, say fuck it and make apple juice…
When life gives you lemons, grab the tequila, it’s time for shots…

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Spontaneous business.

If I were to up and open a business right now, out of everything I would choose to open a bakery. Nothing makes me happier than baking; it really takes my mind off everything and anything going on in my life. I would name it Rainy Day Bakery and we would have a special raindrop cupcake. I would take custom orders and make beautiful cakes similar to cake boss (only smaller, of course). That would be the dream.

If you could spontaneously open any business right this very minute, what would you choose?

Glass by Ellen Hopkins

So Glass by the ever so great Ellen Hopkins was almost, maybe, even possibly, better than the first book? I think? I was so gripped the whole time right until the (i was personally just waiting for it to happen) end. Kristina made the biggest mistakes one after another to fuel her addictions and it really made me look at myself and my life, my habits, which aren’t meth, but aren’t great still. I can’t wait to listen to these books again and the next Ellen Hopkins books I’m considering Impulse. 

E-Reader Thoughts?

So I’m finally getting another e-reader after my previous one bit the dust years ago. I’m thinking the Kobo Aura H2O, then I can read in the bath tub too or won’t have to worry about dust build up or spillage. But I’m still not sure. I was really hoping for one in colour for my graphic novels but it will do, it’ll be great to have access to so much. I’m going to spend my days reading everything I can get my hands on so give me some ideas!

So tell me, do you have any e-readers which you love, or hate for that matter? Let me know!

Meaning of life. 

That sounds so profound but what I mean is I need to do something with my life, besides sitting here every day getting high and drinking and taking one too many anxiety pills.. This debilitating condition is isolating me and making me crazy and make some bad decisions. I will not be another depressed alcoholic pill popping young adult. Everything has just been so boring lately and I’ve been lonely so what is there better to do?  

This girl is in need of a pep talk !